FAQ

Frequently Assed Queeftions

1. Holy Shit

- Fuckin A right?

2. When can I expect my order?

- This whole thing is entirely DIY and this isn't the only thing I gotta do so give me like 3-4 days to get your order shipped out

3. What if a shirt doesn't fit me?

- Depending on availability I should be able to set up an exchange for you. But I am not some rich dude so I would ask you to cover the shipping

5. When will you have the color/size that I want in stock?

- If I don't have what you want head to Instagram and DM me or fill out the contact form here (it's so fuckin funny to me that this shit has a contact form-so official) and let me know. It's likely I can make it within a week

6. The shirt I bought is fucked up, what gives?

- If you bought the fucked up shirt option, then it was to be expected. If you didn't, let me know right away. I'm making all the products by hand so there shouldn't be fucked up shit getting sent out but if it does I wanna make it right immediately because you people are awesome and you deserve good shit.

7. What happened to 4?

- shhhhhhhhhhh

8. Oh geez

- hold on it all gets better. You are a shining star and are too good for this world.

9. Can you ship international?

- not yet. That is a whole world of like laws and import/export duties (hehe doodies) and I just don't know yet.

10. What is cranch?

- don't worry about it

11. Who are you, where are you from, can we get a face reveal?

- *hisses in Australian

12. Are you going for sustainability?

- Fuckin yeah I am. As I get things worked out and with help from pages like GoPlasticFreeLiving all the packaging from this store will be zero-plastic soon